10 Liberations Sunglasses can give anyone living in the First World.
10 Liberations Sunglasses can give anyone living in the First World.
1. Freedom to stare at random ugly people.
2. Freedom to stare at unlimited backsides and/or beautiful women you're too afraid to approach.
3. Freedom to stare at the person staring at you across the room.
4. Freedom to be as high as you want in public without judgement. That's if you don't smell like a dispensary...
5. Freedom to tap into your inner "cool" (douche)
6. Freedom to be a temporary douchebag
7. Freedom to sleep in public places.
8. Freedom to wake up out of said public sleep and know immediately who was watching you sleep.
9. Freedom to ignore someone talking about irrelevancies in front of your face.
10. & Last but most least... Freedom to hide your eyes from the sun..
Do you find yourself guilty to anything on the list? I know I do
